I’m not fat, I’m fluffy. No, just fat. But I have great hair.

“She’s beautiful,’ he murmured. ‘She’s a metre across the hips, easily,’ said Julia. ‘That is her style of beauty,’ said Winston.” –George Orwell/1984   “Jon: Have you seen the wall? Sam: I’m fat, not blind.” –George RR Martin/A Game Of Thrones   This will be fun for everyone. Let’s talk about being fat! To start … Continue reading I’m not fat, I’m fluffy. No, just fat. But I have great hair.